Eliot Steven Volts Journal Entry # 1:
Well, I should probably start one of these things. I mean, I’ve almost died every time I’ve stepped out of the sanctum this last month. First with our new big score involving Asmodeous Corp, then with that fucking roadblock when we dropped off that data. Hell, it seems that every time we just go to meet someone new someone or some thing is trying to kill us.
Let’s start with a recap shall we? I just got back from stabbing myself and I’m eating some eggs to replenish some protein and salts after this last little gem of a routine mission. Goddamnit Crash, your exes are the worst.
First of all The Blue Moon Gunmen have had some rough times. I won’t bore you with the details. (Or wait… who am I writing this for? ah well, whoever is reading this I better be dead or something.) About a month or so ago we finally caught a break since our incident. Asmodeous Corp had us steal some data. It went… well? We survived.
When we dropped off the data we came across a roadblock. We almost died, and almost totaled the car. We met some chick with a sword. I wanted to throw a pipe-bomb at her, thought better of it. Apparently she dodges bullets or some shit. Works for The Oracle, wanted our data. Of course I wouldn’t go back on a contract once brokered, so I told her to fuck off, and to hire us sometime if they want our services. Well wouldn’t you know it. They then hired us to steal it back.
A jobs a job. Met with their middle-man. He got shot, I got shot, and Barrel got shot in the meeting place. Some seedy bar. Some chick there with
a gun LOTS OF GUN got pretty pissed off when the assholes shooting us killed the bartender. She threw A GODDAMN GRENADE at those rat bastards. I mean who throws grenades inside tight spaces? Who carries grenades? Either she seemed like someone I wanted on the team (did I mention we are recruiting?) or the bash to the head I took made me in the hiring mood because I offered her a spot on the team. She’s been quite useful in the most grenady sort of way. (I’ll get to that later.)
I’ll write about what happened today later, Crash’s ex is saying something interesting in the other room.